Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)
that last one though
Friend: My crush always ignores me in school, I don't think he likes me. He never says hello! And he never smiles when he sees me. And he was on this party with a girl from-
Me: Okay. Stop telling me this "problem". DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S A REAL PROBLEM? IF YOU'RE CRUSH LIVES ON ANOTHER CONTINENT. AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST. AND HE'S IN A RELATIONSHIP AND YOU SHIP THEM SO MUCH, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND YOU WANT HIM TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND, EVEN IF YOU KNOW IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S A REAL PROBLEM? IF YOUR CRUSH IS HARRY STYLES AND HE'S GAY AND IN LOVE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND AND YOU HAVE TO CRY ALL DAY BECAUSE HARRY AND LOUIS ARE SO PERFECT BUT THEY WON'T COME OUT BECAUSE OF FUCKING MODEST MANAGEMENT!!!!!!